Banna Cream Pie

Ok some how, we need to find out how to have banana cream pie on tap, or just the cream and filling without the crust. When I mean by on tap, I mean you can put a quarter or a dollar in a machine similar to a bubble gum machine and a few twists of the handle and have fresh crisp banana cream in a little disposable cup waiting. These machines need to be placed on every corner in every major city.
I know this may not appeal to some, but you get the idea. There are rental movies on tap, toys, candy, all for a decent price. People should start looking into all kinds of things on tap. America is a gluttonous indulgent society. We should have these things. But what do I know.

Afghan Ocupation

I am going to be Mr. Problem Solver Suggestion man, to anyone who has problems and is looking for serious insight or suggestion with no worries of feeling insecure about the problem. You will not be judged but I have been told that I analyze things quite well and have helped numerous people with problems large and small. So feel free to contact me and leave a note or comments of sorts on problems or things that you feel you may want to test me on. I have yet to fail anyone on any subject.
To comment on a young woman who engaged me in a conversation at a salon recently, I'll call her Tabitha, for obvious reasons I am a confidential type. She overheard me talking about relationships, she interjected into my conversation very politely and said, "Sorry to interrupt, but may I ask you something?" I said, "Go ahead." Tabitha was wondering what she should do about her boyfriend who seemed to be angry, when she asked him for some simple attention. He was playing "Call of Duty 2" I said Tabitha if you can't get any loving over "Call of Duty 2" "Well maybe you should leave him to it for a while." She said, "Really?" I said, "Yup" well reluctant as she was to do this, she did it. And I tell you what. The next time I was at the salon, my stylist told me that Tabitha was more than pleased with the result of simple suggestion. Now this story isn't in depth and the conversation was more than what is quoted, but I explained in depth how to go about the non loving thing, and she had nothing but praise for me the next time I was at the salon. By the way all the women in the salon ask me for suggestions on numerous topics.

Dragonfly

I looked at this interesting article. 0.3-gram radio transmitters glued onto the thoraxes of dragonflies. This is an interesting way to track migration patterns, in different species. It looked interesting so I thought I would float the thought out there. Radio transmitters. I wonder. Technology formulated keeps getting smaller and smaller.
I also saw an up and coming company in which they produce synthetic material using a cellular process. Interesting, the first company to actually start to manufacture a heart, lung, or what ever organ. Believe it or not, they printed a pulse on a piece of flesh from a printer using mathematical code??? Doesn't seem real, I know but they have it. I can't find the company name now and it's killing me cause their stock is not that expensive, comparatively speaking.

CYBER "Spot"

I started to think about an article I read in the LA Times this week about the breaches Google has been trying to fight off. The article discusses the amount of hacking going on and only gives brief description but allows you to take it as far as your mind will allow. I turned the page and if you know what "The Spot" is then you know you need to hurry and graduate and get hooked up with one of these billion dollar firms. If you don't know what "The Spot" is, sorry, I really can't discuss it further. For those of you in class, I'll be the HEAD MASTER on this one if you're curious.
If any of you firms happen to come across this blog., I would be happy to come work for you for a bit, maybe intern, get some experience, maybe you can pay for my Doctorate and work out some kind of nice work from home, work server, type of deal, contract, maybe??? Think about it, I'm dedicated to the mission.

Organization???

Problem, Water, Power, Electric, Phone, Dept. Transpo. Why can't these firms get them selves together and organize. Dept. Transpo, puts in a new road, water, electric, or some other entity comes in and destroys a perfectly good road. At who's expense? You guessed it... Tax payers....
Really, how hard is it to say here is our schedule, which they somewhat do. Does it not seem wierd, Department of Transportation comes to your neighborhood, builds and paves with beautiful asphault, and then some other entity not more than a week later, comes in and rips it to pieces. In example, Verizon, wanting to put in fiber optics to enhance your entertainment pleasures and give you up to date tech or Water Comp comes in and says hey nice road let's put some new piping in, O but sorry we have to screw up the beautiful job you guys did. What I am getting at is, if you make potholes asphault badly, cover up perfectly good road signs like turning arrows and can't replace it the way it was, don't do it. Moronicle companies, who's running these operations. Really, it's frustrating... Calimesa blvd, prime example, it was just starting to look nice. Right off the 10 Fwy in Calimesa California. A new Subway, Carls Jr., Denny's and some other poor conglomerates recieved the you know what end of the stick on this one. I actually feel bad for those Billion Dollar firms. Who knows maybe they deserve it.

Transportation Security Admin.

Problem: The wait time in lines, and the contingency of flight departure times.
Possible solution: The administration should look at the amount of luggage a passenger brings, and break down from "Carry On", to "Check In". Let's begin with the time spent in line. Everyone is funneled into single lines regardless of carry on or check in. Why does this matter? Time efficiency at the Electronic Article detection systems stage. People who have items with them should be segregated and placed into a line of their own. People who come prepared i.e. no belts slip off shoes etc. should not have to wait for the lazy ill prepared passenger. Hence fast or "ready line", "medium or elderly, disabled line", and then the lazy american line. Now will this simple, seemed solution to said problem divert the ignorant person away from the ready line? No, probably not. Can TSA make these persons aware and misuse of the ready lines yes, send them away to the mid level lines and back. Signs should be posted if you are ready, "Come on in Berlin", if not there are other lines to choose from. From my experience in travel, I do not have the patcience for the unprepared traveler and wish that TSA would get on the ball, step up to the plate and say, "Hey if you are ready to come through detection, step on up. The idea of showing up 1 to 2 hours in advance is rediculous. We may as well have chimps running the operation. Is it me or do TSA low level employees seem a few happy meal toys short of a happy meal?
As far as flight contingency. The idea of having specified lines only makes the process much easier on non busy flight departures.